I Don't Need To Be

I Used To Be A Real Prince Charming If I Went On A Date With A Girl. But Then I'd Get To Where I Was Likely To Have A Stroke From The Stress Of Keeping Up My Act. I've Since Learned The Key To A Good Date Is To Pay Attention On Her.

There's Nothing Better Than A World Where Everybody's Just Trying To Make Each Other Laugh.

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.

If There's A Silence In A Room I'll Try To Fill It As Soon As Humanly Possible.

I Used To Believe In A "ms. Right", But Now I Know There Is Like 4 Million "ms. Rights" And It Is Just A Matter Of Which One You Meet First.