I Don't Mind Being Called

There Was A Time When No Difficult Subjects Were Ever Aired In The 'lady', And Sadly, Life Isn't Like That.

If There's Anything Worse Than Being 16, It's Having Parents Visibly Reliving Their Own Teenage Years In Your Anguished Presence.

Being Blonde, For Me, Means Never Having To Say: 'i'll Have The Honey-striped Half-head Of Highlights For £200,' To A Bored Colourist In A Mayfair Salon, Which Is Much More Satisfying, Not To Mention Cheap.

Being Blonde Means People Decide On Sight That You Are Much Prettier And Nicer Than You Really Are, Just As Americans Automatically Add 10 Points To Someone's Iq When They Hear An English Accent. Fact.

In Germany, Salads Are Assemblies Of Ham And Mayonnaise, Not Trendy Tossed Leaves.