I Don't Like Looking Back.

We Were Playing Popular Music, But We Were Doing Our Own Arrangements Because We Were Too Lazy To Sit Down And Figure Out The Originals

I Wish I Had A Nickel For Every Song That I've Left In The Bathroom, Written Down On A Matchbox, Or Just Totally Forgotten About

I'm Not The Kind Of Guy Who Deserves To Play A Vintage Guitar Because I'm Too Rough On Instruments.

I Never Did Heroin, Because I Thought That Meant I Was Doing Heavy Drugs, Which Shows You The Insanity Of Doing Drugs. I Probably Should Have Done Heroin, Because I Understand Heroin Actually Makes You Feel Good. Cocaine Just Makes You Stupid.

When A Song Gets Its Legs And Begins To Come To Me, This Is The Euphoric Hook That Keeps Me Wanting To Continue.