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Growing Up, My Brother And I Were Begging For Attention.

I Don't Think Anybody Should Get Married Before They're 30. You're Too Young To Really Know Yourself.

Before The Eighth Grade, I Probably Went To Seven Or Eight Different Schools.

I Can't Stand Girls Who Laugh At Everything I Say Like I'm The Funniest Guy In The World. I Like Girls Who Tell It Like It Is, No Kissing Up To Me Because I'm On Tv.

I'm Gonna Be The Best Dad That Ever Lived. I'll Have A Ranch With A Race Car Track And A Golf Course.