I Don't Let Myself 'surf'

I Don't Let Myself 'surf' On The Web, Or I Would Probably Drown.

When I'm On The Couch, I Usually Have The Tv On And My Macbook Air Nearby. And Sometimes, When My Add Is Really Kicking In, I Have My Ipad Too. And My Iphone. And A Magazine That I Haven't Gotten To. And A Book Under The Pillow To My Left.

I'm Pretty Good At Weaseling My Way Into A Job, Even If I Have No Business Being There.

I Do Have Magical Powers, I Try To Use Them For Good And Not Evil, But I Can Pretty Much Make Anyone Do Whatever I Want Them To Do, If They're Within Range.

When I Was Doing Comedy In New York, Before I Was In Movies, I Was Never Known As The Deadpan Actress. I Was Just A Comedienne.