I Don't Know Why I

I Don't Have To Be Careful, I've Got A Gun.

I Like All Of The Early Relationship Strips That Were Collected In 'love Is Hell,' Where I Pretended To Be An Expert In Relationships And Did Comics Like 'the Nine Types Of Boyfriends,' 'sixteen Ways To End A Relationship,' 'twenty-four Things Not To Say In Bed,' And Other Arbitrarily Numbered Lists.

I Don't Mind Sharing The Blame If She'll Just Admit She Started It.

If Something Is Too Hard To Do, Then It's Not Worth Doing. You Just Stick That Guitar In The Closet Next To Your Shortwave Radio, Your Karate Outfit And Your Unicycle And We'll Go Inside And Watch Tv.

I Don't Know Why I Did It, I Don't Know Why I Enjoyed It, And I Don't Know Why I Will Do It Again.