I Don't Know How Much

Wide-sounding Zeus Takes Away Half A Man's Worth On The Day When Slavery Comes Upon Him.

Never To Be Cast Away Are The Gifts Of The Gods, Magnificent, Which They Give Of Their Own Will, No Man Could Have Them For Wanting Them.

I Only Hope Those Rumors I Hear About What Goes On In Prison Are Greatly Exaggerated.

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.

Few Sons Are Equal To Their Fathers; Most Fall Short, All Too Few Surpass Them.