I Don't Just Try To

I Didn't Always Spell My Name Bil. My Parents Named Me Bill, But When I Started Drawing Cartoons On The Wall, They Knocked The 'l' Out Of Me.

In Roslyn, Pennsylvania, We Started Our Real-life Family Circus. They Provided The Inspiration For My Cartoons. I Provided The Perspiration.

Today Is A Gift Of God, Which Is Why We Call It The Present.

Mommy Would Never Divorce Daddy. He's Just Like One Of The Family.

Sometimes I Get The Feeling That I'm Stranded In The Wrong Time Where Love Is Just A Lyric In A Children's Rhyme