I Don't Have Any Gnawing

All My Six Husbands Married Me For Different Reasons.

The Ceremony Took Six Minutes. The Marriage Lasted About The Same Amount Of Time Though We Didn't Get A Divorce For Almost A Year.

I Don't Believe In Life After Death. But I Do Believe In Some Grinding Destiny That Watches Over Us On Earth. If I Didn't, The Safety Valve Would Give And The Boiler Would Explode.

Compromise And Tolerance Are Magic Words. It Took Me 40 Years To Become Philosophical.

I Find Very Often That Very Ugly Women Have Really Handsome Men And Vice Versa Because They Don't Have Any Competition. Sometimes Handsome Men Have Avoided Me.