I Don't Have Any Children;

Today, With The Subject Matter That's Around Politically, And Internationally And Everything, I Think Carl Reiner Would Have A Ball. I Think The Format Should Stay The Same. I'd Sure Love To See Him Dealing With It Today.

You Can Spread Jelly On The Peanut Butter But You Can't Spread Peanut Butter On The Jelly.

So At 16 I Got A Job At The Local Radio Station. And I Was Working After School And Weekends. I Did The News; I Did Everything. I Did - Played Records.

Young People Ask Me For Advice, And I Tell Them To Do What I Didn't Do. Get Some Training. I Took Jobs That Required Talents I Didn't Have.

I Was Lucky To Get The Kinds Of Parts I Wanted. I Always Said I Didn't Want To Do Anything My Kids Can't See.