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I Spent All Night Feeding The Homeless To Dogs.

The First Time I Had Sex, I Didn't Know What I Was Doing. It Was A Relief When The Whole Thing Was Over After Just 45 Minutes.

I Killed A Squirrel Once With A Car. Twice With A Tennis Racket.

I'm A Comedian And There Are A Lot Of Things I'm Still Learning. I Love One Liners Because I Love Smart Jokes. I Also Don't Like Complaining About Society Or Whining About My Life On Stage.

I Got Into Comedy Because I Wanted To Get Into Writing.