I Don't Feel Bad About

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

How Can You Look At The Texas Legislature And Still Believe In Intelligent Design?

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.