I Don't Expect Success. I

I'm Terrified That I'm Genetically Predisposed To Only Having Boys. That's Frightening. By The Time I Was 10 Years Old, And I'm Not Exaggerating, I Knew How To Patch Drywall.

There's A Very Real Possibility In This Industry Of Going Out And Leading Your Life And Then Going Home And Being A Voyeur Of Your Own Life. You Can Literally Go Watch Yourself - Where You Went Last Night, What You Did, What The Things That People Presuppose About You. It's Kind Of Crazy.

I Feared Disappointing My Father More Than Anything In The World.

I've Always Just Liked Working. I Like Being A Working Actor.

When I Exhale, I Just Turn Right Into Louie Anderson.