I Don't Want To Do

The Sensible Thing For Everyone To Do Would Be To Write All Their Op-eds And Think Pieces Now So They're Ready The Day After The Election When [donald] Trump Is No Longer In The Picture. God, I Can't Wait For That. I Hope He Just Goes Away.

I'll Work For Whoever Wants To Hire Me. Even The Jewelry Channel.

I Think A Lot Of The Time You Just Parody Yourself.

The American Political Machinery Is Awesome To Behold In Its Scale And Expense And Waste And Madness. It's The Greatest Circus On Earth I Suppose.

Two Young, Fit, Healthy Attractive People In Love? There’s Nothing Worse To Look At In The World.