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I Contribute To The Dead Of Winter And The Moans Of Silence, Blood Trails Are Music To My Ears … I'm A Gut Pile Addict … The Pig Didn't Know I Was There … It's My Kick … I Love Shafting Animals … It's Rock 'n' Roll Power.

My Idea Of Fast Food Is A Mallard.

Trump Represents The Ultimate Anti-status-quo Suckerpunch.

I'm Healthy, Have A Loving And Adorable Family, Great Hunting Dogs, A Gravity Defying Musical Career And Most Importantly, Fuzzy-headed Idiots Hate Me.

Every Study On Crime And Or Firearms Proves Time And Time Again, That 99.99999% Of American Gun Owners Do Not Commit Crimes Or Use Our Firearms In Any Dangerous Or Improper Way.