I Don't Think I'll Ever

I Find If I Just Sit Down And Think, A Solution Presents Itself.

Perhaps I'm Not A Good Actor, But I Would Be Even Worse At Doing Anything Else.

My View Is That To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Be Anti-social, Otherwise You'll End Up Being Devoured. I've Never Been Particularly Social, Anyway, But If I've Ever Been Rude, Fifty Per Cent Of It Has Usually Been Provoked By Other People's Attitudes. Though I Do Admit, Like Most Celts, I'm Moody. It's Fine Until People Try To Cheer You Up With Gems Like, 'snap Out Of It' Or 'come On, Now'.

I Don't Understand If You Get Caught In A Fight, But Take It Out On A Room, How That Implies Some Psychiatric Disorder.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.