I Don't Think Crucifixion Is

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.