I Don't Think Children Are

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

When I See Someone Who Is Starved, They Don't Look Alert. They Don't Have Boundless Energy. If You're Too Skinny, It Looks Like You're Near Death.

I'm Totally Inhibited. When I'm Overweight I Will Not Go Out.

You Are Not In Business To Be Popular.

If We Worried Half As Much What Others Are Doing For Us And Spent Twice As Much Time Helping Others, We Would All Be Exponentially Happier.