I Don't Swim! That's Like

I Hate Going To Fashion Shows. I Find Them Boring.

I Find Most Men Don't Like A Lot Of Makeup.

The Other Day I Got A Text From A Boy, But It Wasn't Hot. I Mean, If You're Going To Text Me Every Day, You Haven't Seen Me For Months And You're Trying To Seduce Me, You'd Better Spice Up That Text And Make It More Exciting Than 'how Was Your Day? I Hope You're Having A Beautiful One.' Sadly, I Haven't Been Doing A Lot Of Kissing Lately.

As Of Late, I Am More Of A Homebody. I Like Having People Over. You Can Smoke In The Apartment. I'm Just Not Into Going Out So Much. The Crowd Is Getting Younger And Younger.

Most Of The Models Have This Thing I Call Slouchy Sexy, Not Only In The Way They Dress, But In The Way Carry Themselves. I Don't Think They Would Look Hot In One Of My Dresses. They Are More Into A. Wang. Most Of My Clothes Are Nerdy Sexy.