I Don't Set Out To

They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying To Be The Fun Uncle.

If I Were Somebody Else Looking At My Character, I'd Be Like, "she's Beautiful." I'm Practicing. I'm Not Succeeding.

Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating. But Don’t Stop. He’s Almost There.

A Bull In Just About Any Shop Is Gonna Be A Mess.

I Was Raped By A Doctor. Which Is, You Know, So Bittersweet For A Jewish Girl.