I Don't Mind Being Called

Of One Thing There Is No Doubt: If Paris Makes Demands Of The Heart, Then Munich Makes Demands Of The Stomach.

Being Blonde Means People Decide On Sight That You Are Much Prettier And Nicer Than You Really Are, Just As Americans Automatically Add 10 Points To Someone's Iq When They Hear An English Accent. Fact.

There Was A Time When No Difficult Subjects Were Ever Aired In The 'lady', And Sadly, Life Isn't Like That.

People Always Say Theres No Such Thing As Bad Publicity, And You Always Think Theyre Right, Because It Seems Self-evident: Nobodys Going To Buy A Magazine That Nobody Ever Talks About, So People Should Want To Buy A Magazine That Everybodys Talking About.

English People Are Famous For Never Speaking Out But Only Saying What They Really Feel About You Behind Your Back. Americans Believe The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line. I Like Exploring Those, Er, Differences In National Snippiness.