I Don't Like Talking To

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

I Don't Write Shows With Dialogue Where Actors Have To Memorize Dialogue. I Write The Scenes Where We Know Everything That's Going To Happen. There's An Outline Of About Seven Or Eight Pages, And Then We Improvise It.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

I Still Think Of That Guy I Was Without A Wife Or Kids, And I Still Want To Entertain That Guy. The Lonely Guy, The Frustrated Guy, The Guy With No Money - This Is The Guy Who Needs To Laugh.

There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!