I Don't Know How To

Why Do I Always Choose The Shopping Cart With The Squeaky Wheel? Is It My Bad Luck, Or Are All The Carts Dysfunctional?

I Thought That I'd Have A Briefcase-and-power-suit Career.

I Spend An Extraordinary Amount Of Time In My Car, So I Can Justify The Expense. That's The Only Extravagance In My Life - It's My Car.

So Far, Vancouver Is My Favorite Relocation City. It Feels Like Home. Parts Of It Remind Me Of The East Coast. It's Very Clean. The Food Is Great. And The People Are Lovely. Not That I Didn't Love Working In Other Glamorous Locations Like Downey, Detroit, Cleveland Or Bulgaria... But, Damn, It Is Fun To Be Canadian.

I Adore Anything Michael Alexis Writes.