I Don't Have Anything Against

I Don't Know Why People Were So Upset With Me. Prince Got His Own Symbol. I Just Wanted To Adopt The Handicap Symbol As My Own So I Could Park In Handicap Spots. Deformed People Should Be Honored To Park So Close To Me. Meeting A Celebrity Like Me May Give Them Hope In Their Mistake Of A Life.

I Don't Think That Other Races Are Inferior, I Just Think That There's Something Special About White People. Sometimes, When I Think About All The Things White People Have Accomplished Throughout History, I Smile, And I Nod, And I Think To Myself, 'yeah, I'm Glad I'm On That Team.'

They Don't Know I'm Staring, What Does It Matter If I Keep On Doing It?

I'm Not An Hour Late. You Guys Were Just An Hour Early.

Its Not That I'm In Love With Myself, I'm Just Trying To Pick Up Everyone Else's Slack.