I Don't Have Any Leeches

So, Bella, I Was Following Your Scent Through The Woods After I'd Left Your Room Where I Was Watching You Sleep...yes That Would Be Quite The Ice Breaker.

Here's To Responsibility," He Toasted. "twice A Week." "and Recklessness Every Day In Between," I Emphasized. He Grinned And Touched His Can To Mine.

Jasper? What Do Vampires Do For Bachelor Parties? You're Not Taking Him To A Strip Club, Are You?

There Was No Way Jacob Would Voluntarily Miss An Afternoon With Renesmee Sans Bloodsuckers. -bella Cullen

She Wasn't Speaking To Me - In The Juvenile, Petty Sense Of The Phrase.