I Don't Have Any Delusions.

I Have A Lot Of Plants And Fish And A Pet Lizard And Venus Flytraps. I Have A Whole Ecosystem In My Room, Like A Running Waterfall And Different Lights And Sensors Set On Digital Timers.

I Think Any Man Over 250 Pounds Rollerblading Is Instant Hilarity. There's Nothing Funnier Than A Giant, Grown Man Rollerblading.

I've Done All Kinds Of Cool Things As An Actor - I've Jumped Out Of Helicopters And Done Some Daring Stunts And Played Baseball In A Professional Stadium, But None Of It Means Anything Compared To Being Somebody’s Daddy.

I Have A Pet Lizard Named Puff, Five Goldfish - Named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl And Sandy, An Oscar Fish Named Chef, Two Pacus, An Albino African Frog Named Whitey, A Bonsai Tree, Four Venus Flytraps, A Fruit Fly Farm And Sea Monkeys.

A Good Corroborating Chain, If They Fail In The Last Link, The Whole Will Fall To The Ground.