I Don't Have Any Children;

I Got Into A Broadway Show Before I Ever Sang And Danced. I Learned How After I Got In The Show.

The Most Important Thing For Old Guys Is Never Start Going Down The Stairs Sideways.

My Work Is Just A Hobby. No, I Wouldn't Want To Do It Professionally. It's Too Hard. Deadlines Are No Fun. But I Can Sit And Tweak All Night And Not Worry About Time.

But Once We Got On The Air, Everybody Except Morey Amsterdam Pretty Much Stuck To The Script.

I Was A 'laurel And Hardy' Nut. I Got To Know Laurel At The End Of His Life, And It Was A Great Thrill For Me. He Left Me His Bow Tie And Derby And Told Me That If They Ever Made A Movie About Him, He'd Want Me To Play Him.