I Don't Go To Parties

There's A Brief Moment When You First Wake Up, Where You Have No Memories. A Blissful Blank Slate, A Happy Emptiness.

It Was Ironic, But When You Scratched The Surface, Most Successful Men Were Working For One Thing Only--to Retire--and The Sooner The Better. Whereas Women Were The Complete Opposite. She Had Never Heard A Woman Say She Was Working So She Could Retire To A Desert Island Or To Live On A Boat. It Was Probably, She Thought, Because Most Women Didn't Think They Deserved To Do Nothing.

Man May Have Discovered Fire, But Women Discovered How To Play With It.

Patent Leather Wedges-they Were Big When I Went To Prom!

I Do Not Pick The Wrong Guys. They Pick Me.