I Don't Feel Stupid, Just

There's Always Such A Rush To Judgment. It Makes A Fair Trial Hard To Get.

There Are Few Things In Life Worse Than A Long-winded Lawyer.

It's As If We Spend Our Entire Lives Avoiding Jell-o But It Is Always There At The End, Waiting.

I Give Off Rather Mixed Messages About The Law. On The One Hand, I Can Honestly Say I Don't Miss Working In A Law Office. On The Other Hand I Do Enjoy Watching The Law And While The Profession May Have Its Problems, I Have Sold Zillions Of Books Out Of Magnifying Them.

Keeping A Guy In Prison Costs 50,000 Bucks A Year. Executing One Costs A Couple Million.