I Don't Even Own A

It's Cute When You Meet Young Boys And They're Bright Red And Breathing Like They've Run Up The Stairs, But They're Just Sitting Outside The Door. I've Had Phone Calls In The Middle Of The Night When I Stay At Hotels.

I Was Like, "excuse Me, Guys. My Ass Is Going To Be Facing This Way. Do You Mind Maybe Just Standing Over There During This Take Because Something Is Going To Happen."

I Can't Wait To Be That Age And Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People Hanging Out All Day Playing Golf And Going To The Beach, All My Own Age. We'd Be Laughing And Having A Good Time And Getting Loopy On Our Prescription Drugs. Driving Golf Carts Around. I Can't Wait.

Sex Is My Favorite Sport. I'm Always In The Mood.

I Want To Be A Big, Fleshy Voluptuous Woman With Curves. I Want A Big Bum, But I Don't Have One.