I Don't Cause Riots, But

Dear God, Thank You For My Life. I Forgot How Big And Wonderful It Is.

Eating Everything You Want Is Not That Much Fun. When You Live A Life With No Boundaries, There's Less Joy. If You Can Eat Anything You Want To, What's The Fun In Eating Anything You Want To?

I Just Know That Every Man I Kill The Farther Away From Home I Feel.

I Try To Do What I Call The Three E's - Educate, Entertain, And Enlighten. If You Don't Entertain, No One Will Show Up. But You Also Have To Educate, Because People Want To Discover Specific Things About A World Unlike Their Own - Whether It's How Hard It Is To Go To The Moon Or How Scary It Is To Be On Omaha Beach.

If You're Funny, If There's Something That Makes You Laugh, Then Every Day's Going To Be Okay.