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Life Is Too Short To Wonder Where You Hid Your Waffle Maker.

If You Have A Dream, Follow It.

It Wasnt Until I Was A Sophomore In High School That I Asked Mama If I Could Come Into The Kitchen And Have Her Teach Me How To Cook Something. Well, I Wasnt In There Five Minutes Before She Said, Ok, Honey, You Have To Go Now. I Made Her So Nervous She Was About Ready To Throw Up. So I Really Didnt Have An Interest In Being In The Kitchen Until After I Was Married, When I Was 18. It Didnt Take Me Long To Realize That Mama Was Not Going To Show Up At My House Every Day And Cook.

The First Thing I Did Was Give Up Sweet Tea Because I Drank So Much. I'd Start Drinking At Lunchtime And Wouldn't Set It Down Until I Went To Bed. When You Calculate How Much Empty Calories And How Much Sugar I Was Consuming, It Was Staggering. So I Haven't Had A Glass Of Sweet Tea In Three Years.

Chicken Breast Is The Driest, [most] Tasteless Part Of The Chicken As Far As I'm Concerned.