I Don't Care How Long

I'd Like To Help You, But You Don't Drink.

The Two Most Important Things In Life Are Good Friends And A Strong Bullpen.

When You're In A Slump, It's Almost As If You Look Out At The Field And It's One Big Glove. Vance Law Baseball Was Made For Kids, And Grown-ups Only Screw It Up.

I Never Took The Game Home With Me. I Always Left It In Some Bar.

I Had Bad Days On The Field. But I Didn't Take Them Home With Me. I Left Them In A Bar Along The Way Home.