I Don't Believe In God.

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

If There Is A God, His Plan Is Very Similar To Someone Not Having A Plan.

All Humans Can Do More Than They Think They Can Do. So I Think We Can All Actually Be More Superhuman Than We Think We Can.

I'd Be Happy To Be Taken As A Woman - And That's What I Was Initially Trying To Do When I Started Throwing On Dresses And Stuff. But That Wasn't Going To Happen Because Everyone Kept Calling Me Sir. So I Thought I'd Change The Method And Just Start Wearing What I Wanted To Wear.

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.