I Do Wear Wigs. ...

I Know The Struggles Of Poor People, And Have Always Kept That With Me.

I Never Have Thought I Was Beautiful And I Never Can Get Beautiful Enough. I'm Always Doing Whatever I Can To Look As Good As I Can, Nipping And Tucking If Necessary. When You're Older, You Probably Look More Bizarre To People. But I Don't Care. I'm Just Totally Convinced That It's More Important That I Be Happy With Me.

I Have Little Feet Because Nothing Grows In The Shade.

God Knows When The End Of Time Will Come, Not Some Fanatic... The World Will End Someday, But The End Of The World And The End Of Time Are Two Different Things.

I Am Amazed At The Response Of My Being On The Show. Everywhere I Go, Every Young Person Points At Me And Says "hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "are You Aunt Dolly?" I Love Doing The Show And I Love Miley And Billy Ray [cyrus]. I Am Proud To Be Her Honorary Godmother.