I Do Road Gigs Occasionally

If There Is A Gay Army, I Am Their Warrior Princess.

I'm Always Listening And Watching; My Ear Is Like A Boom Mike. And Judging, Frankly. Constantly Judging.

I Love Mariah Carey. Remember The Breakdown? I Loved The Breakdown.

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.

It Is A Challenge, With The Global Fame, To Try To Act Like I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time, When In Fact I Have Pippa Middleton Help Me Put My Pants On Every Morning. She's My Lady-in-waiting As Well.