I Do Not Want To

I'll Think Of The Idea And Then I'll Write Something Down, Then Within That There Will Be A Joke Or Two Which Is The Original Thing Which I Thought Was Funny.

There Are Really Funny Alternative Comics And Really Funny Straight Comics Who Write And Perform Traditionally.

Maybe If You Live In Brooklyn, You Don't Need To Hear That? But Please, Trust Me, In Most Of America, They Do Need To Hear It. And They're Quite Thankful That Somebody Came Out And Did It. For An Hour And A Half In That Theater, For Once, They're In The Majority.

That's What Social Media Is, That's What Twitter Is, That's What Facebook Posts Are. It's Just Really Anti-intellectual.

I Do Lots Of Other Drugs But I Smoke Pot Maybe 5-10 Times A Year Now. I Used To Smoke It All The Time, But I Don't, And I Haven't For Awhile. That's Just Because It Makes Me - And I'm Not Saying This About Everybody Else - But It Makes Me Kind Of Dumb And Self-conscious.