I Do Not Like Vaudeville,

I Wish To Please The People, But I Want To Make Them Cry, Perhaps. There, I Have Said It.

It Is A Temptation For Me To Wear All My Rings At Once.

Yes, I Am Seeking A Husband. As Soon As The Right Man Asks Me, I Shall Say, It Is Not Good For A Woman To Live Alone.

How Many Women Have The Courage To Start Properly With A Cold, Cold Bath Early In The Morning? I Jump In, Throw The Water, Cold As Ice, And After The First Plunge I Am Happy.

It Is Quite Lovely Being Single, And I Much Prefer It.