I Do Not Excuse Myself

After A Person Dies, His Biographers Feel Free To Give Him A Glittering List Of Intimate Friends. Anecdotes Are So Much Tastier Spiced With Expensive Names.

I Learned To Act By Watching Martha Graham Dance, And I Learned To Dance By Watching Charlie Chaplin Act.

If I Ever Bore You, It'll Be With A Knife.

Writing Is 1 Percent Inspiration, And 99 Percent Elimination.

Love Is A Publicity Stunt, And Making Love, After The First Curious Raptures, Is Only Another Petulant Way To Pass The Time Waiting For The Studio To Call.