I Do Enjoy Gothic Fiction

If There Is A Heaven, Jane Austen Is Sitting In A Small Room With Mother Teresa And Princess Diana, Listening To Duran Duran, Forever. If There's A Hell, She's Standing.

My Parents Were Sixty Years Married.

Sometimes Adults Seem As Though They Have Cut A Chord From Being A Child.

When I Was Growing Up, The Exam System Didn't Allow You To Write Fiction, So You Never Did.

She's A Pot-of-tea-before-i-say-boo-to-you Woman. There's Always A Pile Of Warm Teabags In The Sink When I Come Down, Like What A Horse Would Leave Behind.