I Didn't Moisturise When I

I'm Interested In Aesthetics, In The Way Things Look, In Finding Something In An Image That Maybe People Haven't Seen.

I Get To Work With Great Photographers, Wear Lovely Clothes, Be Part Of The Creative Process.

I Do Date Quite Small Men. And One Large Man! Just One.

Djing For People Is Fun Until Someone Comes Up With A Phone Screen That Has 'play Some Rihanna' Written On It. I Prefer To Play Older Songs Because They're The Ones I Personally Enjoy Dancing And Singing Along To And Modern Dance Music Bores My Brains Out.

I'm Really Interested In Photography, Like Every Other Human Being.