I Didn't Want To Be

Bats Have No Bankers And They Do Not Drink And Cannot Be Arrested And Pay No Tax And, In General, Bats Have It Made.

Two Daiquiris Withdrew Into A Corner Of A Gorgeous Room And One Told The Other A Lie.

Ever To Confess You're Bored Means You Have No Inner Resources.

Something Has Been Said For Sobriety But Very Little.

Literature Bores Me, Especially Great Literature