I Didn't Know I Was

I'm Very Particular About The Pizza That I Eat. Godfather's Is Still A Premium-quality Product, And I Cannot Always Find That. It's Got To Be As Good As Godfather's Or I Won't Eat It.

I Am Suspending My Presidential Campaign.

If The Tea Party Is So Racist, How Come When They Have Straw Polls The Black Guy Keeps Winning?

The 9-9-9 Plan Would Resuscitate This Economy Because It Replaces The Outdated Tax Code That Allows Politicians To Pick Winners And Losers, And To Provide Favors In The Form Of Tax Breaks, Special Exemptions And Loopholes. It Simplifies The Code Dramatically: 9% Business Flat Tax, 9% Personal Flat Tax, 9% Sales Tax.

I'm Not A Professional Politician. I'm A Professional Problem Solver, And I Believe We Should Cut The Salaries Of Senators And Congressmen 10 Percent Until They Balance The Budget. I Call That Conservative Common Sense.