I Did Such A Gigantic

He Doesn’t Look Very Smart,” Diesel Said. “he’s Not Even Giving Me The Finger.” “can Monkey’s Do That?” Hal Asked. Carl Gave Him The Finger. “cool!” Hal Said.

Why Do You Give Me Cars?" "it's Fun," Ranger Said."and It Keeps You Safe. Do You Want To Know Why Keeping You Safe Is Important To Me?" "you Love Me?" "yes." A Sigh Inadvertently Escaped. "we're Really Screwed Up, Aren't We?" "in A Very Large Way," Ranger Said.

Connie Drove A Silver Camry With Rosary Beads Hanging From Her Rearview Mirror And A Smith& Wesson Stuck Under The Seat. No Matter Whatwent Down, Connie Was Covered.

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

Romance Novels Are Birthday Cake And Life Is Often Peanut Butter And Jelly. I Think Everyone Should Have Lots Of Delicious Romance Novels Lying Around For Those Times When The Peanut Butter Of Life Gets Stuck To The Roof Of Your Mouth.