I Did Not Want To

A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With A Gated Limp, But A Dry Fish Swims Alone.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

Every Romance Does Not Lead To Sex.

On Many Young Actors That Don't Give Their Parents Proper Credit: I'm Still Waiting For Some Actor To Win, Say, An Oscar... And Deliver The Following Acceptance Speech: I Would Like To Thank My Parents, First Of All, For Letting Me Live.

Now, This Is The Fun Part About Getting Stoned. They Get Stoned, Then They Become Paranoid. Now, When They Started Out, They Said, "let's Get High And Have Fun." So They're High; Now They're Paranoid. "am I Falling Out Of This Chair?"