I Did Masses Of Opiates

You're Not Surprised When Alcoholics Act Like Alcoholics. It's More Surprising When Non-alcoholics Start Acting Like Alcoholics.

I Really Love The Internet. They Say Chat-rooms Are The Trailer Park Of The Internet But I Find It Amazing.

Meg Ryan Was Nice [ In When Harry Met Sally] ... The Writing Was Good ... But It Was Really Kind Of A Boy's Club, I Mean, There Was Bruno Kirby, Rob Reiner, Billy Crystal - Talk About Your Testosterone Trio!

My Life Is Like A Lone, Forgotten Q-tip In The Second-to-last Drawer.

Now It's Dedicated To My Grandparents And To Both Of My Parents. The First Book Was Dedicated To My Mother So I Thought Maybe It Was My Father's Turn, But Then I Realized That Everyone Would Jump On That And Assume I'd Had Some Falling Out With My Mother, Which Is Absolutely Not The Case.