I Detest Converts Almost As

All The Great Villainies Of History, From The Murder Of Abel Onward, Have Been Perpetrated By Sober Men, Chiefly By Teetotalers.

War Is The Only Sport Which Is Genuinely Amusing. And It Is The Only Sport Which Has Any Intelligible Use.

Democracy Is Also A Form Of Worship. It Is The Worship Of Jackals By Jackasses.

There Are Two Kinds Of Europeans: The Smart Ones, And Those Who Stayed Behind.

Let's Not Burn The Universities Yet. After All, The Damage They Do Might Be Worse.