I Dare Say She Means

I Nearly Broke Out Laughing When The Wrteched Soothsayer Warned Caesar: "beware The Ides Of April." I Thought It A Miracle (and A Relief) That No One In The Udience Had Snickered Or Yelled Out A Correction. How Could Such An Error Be Made By An Actor? Had My Ears Deceived Me?

Sometimes We See The Civil War In Movies And Imagine These Neatly Aligned Rows Of Men With Muskets, Walking In Line To Shoot Each Other. In Reality The Things That Fascinated Me Were How Absolutely Ruthless And Violent So Many Engagements Were, How Much Suffering And How Men Were Not Prepared.

No Ninjas! How Was That Possible? Five Daughters Brought Up At Home Without Any Ninjas! I Never Heard Of Such A Thing. Your Mother Must Have Been Quite A Slave To Your Safety.

I Hereby Resolve To Kill Every Vampire In America.

Her Only Fault Is That She Lacks Sense Enough To Avoid Falling In Love With Such A Fool As I!