I Dare Anyone To Debate

The Paramedic Called The Press And Sold Me Like A Loaf Of Bread. This Was News, And He Wanted To Be The One To Report It.

I Knew If I Got Loaded I Was Going Away For A While. People Would Say, Oh, You're Just Sober Because You're On Probation.

Early On, I Used To Think It Was Really Cool And Macho To Jump Out Of The Car And Tackle The Bad Guy. But Then When You See The Stunts In The Movie, You Realize It Could've Been A Lady In A Poncho.

Look What I’m Dealing With, Man, I’m Dealing With Fools And Trolls.

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.