I’d Rather Look Chubby On

I Dress Like An Old Woman In My Real Life. If You're Having Conversations With People, You Don't Want Them To Remember You As The Girl With The Tits, You Want Them To Pay Attention To What You're Saying

You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.

I Don't Like Going Out That Much. I'm Kind Of An Old Lady. After It's 11, I'm Like, 'don't These Kids Ever Get Tired?' When I'm Out, I Think About My Couch. Like, 'it Would Be Awesome To Be On It Right Now. I Bet There's An Episode Of Dance Moms On."

As Hard As It Is And As Tired As I Am, I Force Myself To Get Dinner At Least Once A Week With My Girlfriends, Or Have A Sleepover. Otherwise My Life Is Just Work.

Why Would I Ever Get Cocky? I'm Not Saving Anybody's Life.